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- Today is National Donut/Doughnut Day.
- I saw a mug sitting on a table in my office building’s deli that said, “Excessive Sex Can Cause Blindness”
- One of the guys I work with had a lunch meeting yesterday, and was disappointed when he was served the typical sandwiches instead of burritos.
>Huh. So that’s why I finally need glasses!
>One time someone tried to give me a “typical sandwich” instead of a burrito and I threw the sandwich back in their fat face. Then I fired them. They said “You can’t fire me!” To which I replied “Get me a goddam burrito and shut the hell up!”
>LOL! No one wants a lunch meeting sandwich…they are always bad.